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singavoyeur:
I’m fairly easygoing. Will respond to most requests as soon as I can, even if I do not reply your mails. While I can remove the posts, do bear in mind some of them are actually reblogs and I also cannot stop others from reblogging. Most of the videos have been around for quite awhile already.
THIS.
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December 2011
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curiousnazrul:
When you find someone who loves you unconditionally, accept him without preamble no matter his faults because regardless of his failings, he will love you, and only you and will never seek to hurt you. Pardon his paranoia and his need to always be a part of your every day life. Do not mind his need to be overprotective. Embrace the many quirks and oddities about him for he knows...
Put your pants up!
Sir Samuel: eh Zulkarnain! Why are you wearing your pants so high?!
Me: because it narrows my waist and eccentuates my butt.
SS: you man or what?
Me: yes, a very fabulous man with awesome fashion sense even when it comes to the Civil Defence uniform.
SS: but you're wearing it higher than your belly button!
Me: no! (goes to check) ...yes?
November 2011
thathowyoudoit asked: Wassup Zul ;)
sillymallie asked: viagra, cialis, soma and more online. discreet packaging.. copy and paste or type www.elwylpidy.com into your browser to get yours.
because i am bored, i shall dig up my 100+ asks...
are you kidding me? i receive shitload of hatemail. i think. hahaha
My complaint letter to Gramaphone regarding my...
I am so pissed with the service here. I have been a loyal customer for years and I am very disappointed.
Yesterday I called in regarding the release of Beyonce’s new DVD Elements of 4: Live at Roseland. I decided to check if they had the DVD in stores since the worldwide release date was on the 25th. A guy answered the phone and told me he would call me back after he checked and I was...
My mash-up of Rihanna’s We Found Love and...
Talk about trash
See the thing about some people, they can’t take a joke. I include myself in that category, sometimes. Okay, I admit, most of the times. Honestly it’s not because I have a bad sense of humour, it’s because, well, I have a different sense of humour. I look for intelligent humour - those the simple-minded don’t get on the first take.
However, a joke does not need to end with...
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My Super Bass/Teenage Dream mash-up which I did...
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October 2011
Bitch.
Ken: you know what? The bitch in me is like oxygen - constantly there.
Me: you're like a bitch on steroids, that's what you are.
Non-alcoholic perfume
Ken: hey look what I got!
Me: oh it's those nice nice smelly nice thing! Oh non-alcoholic perfume! Very Muslim-y!
Ken: Erm... Selamat Hari Raya?
Both burst out laughing
Plastic Surgery
Me: you might not believe in God, but be thankful of what you have (regarding facial features)
Ken: I know. Although it is better than what a lot of other people got.
I'm in camp now, no one is awake and I can't...
Help me please?
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