Put your pants up!
- Sir Samuel: eh Zulkarnain! Why are you wearing your pants so high?!
- Me: because it narrows my waist and eccentuates my butt.
- SS: you man or what?
- Me: yes, a very fabulous man with awesome fashion sense even when it comes to the Civil Defence uniform.
- SS: but you're wearing it higher than your belly button!
- Me: no! (goes to check) ...yes?



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